Chapter 134: A High-consciousness Female CEO Who Looks Good In A Short Tight Skirt And A White Shirt With A Deep Neckline
Yuzuriha confidently entered the cosplay booth and exclaimed, "My chest! My chest! My chest! Kieeeeeeee!"
Amidst the crowd of camera enthusiasts, she ran towards Moo-chan, shouting and striking a provocative pose.
"Hey?! What's happening?! What is she doing!?"
Ignoring the puzzled onlookers, Yuzuriha, with her enigmatic actions, managed to divert attention to Moo-chan.
"Kieeeeeee!"
"Eh? Uh? What?! What's going on?!"
Moo-chan looks incredibly surprised. Well, anyone would be startled if someone approached making strange noises in cosplay. Yuzuriha circled behind Moo-chan, clasping her hands behind her head, emphasizing her chest in a seductive pose. Despite the confusing actions, the pose was alluring. The photographers showered Yuzuriha with flashes.
"What is she doing?!"
"Do we need an explanation?"
Suddenly, Suo appeared next to me, observing Yuzuriha and Moo-chan with satisfaction.
"Yuzuriha knows her strengths and weaknesses. While she can create a circle within the camera enthusiasts individually, she can't sustain it. So, she infiltrates circles created by others."
"Ah, I see ... but that seems a bit against etiquette."
Entering someone else's circle in the world of cosplay photography might not be well-received. In fact, Moo-chan wore an irritated expression.
"Wait! This is my circle!"
"I'm protecting your back! You should be grateful!"
"Protecting my back?! I want my back to be photographed!"
The two argued quietly within the circle.
"Yuzuriha took half of the opponent's circle and simultaneously prevented photos from the back. It's a sophisticated move."
"Is cosplay photography really this strategic?"
"Furthermore, in a direct confrontation, Yuzuriha has tremendous destructive power. Look."
Yuzuriha emphasized her chest and later her posture, displaying a captivating 3D effect. The photographers eagerly flashed their cameras.
"Hmm! Breasts. I can't resist. It's not logical! I surrender."
Breasts are an undeniable force. The crowd's attention shifted towards Yuzuriha.
"Mitsudzumi-san, how big are your breasts?"
"Mmgh!"
"Well, you don't have to say! Compared to my H-cup, it's nothing! Disappeeeaar!"
Yuzuriha mounted Moo-chan using her breasts! In this cosplay competition, physical appearance undoubtedly influenced the outcome.
"Surprisingly, is Yuzuriha going to win?"
"Kanata, cosplay competitions aren't that simple. I, who was once the number one hostess in Kabukicho, understand. The charm of a woman is not only about breasts. Moo-chan, on the other hand, is creating a pitiable, cute pose. It's a sly strategy."
Suo observed Moo-chan, who closed her eyes, then opened them wide, making a pitifully cute pose.
"Oh no?! I want to pick her up right away! And pamper her! So cute! Moo-chan is cute!"
"Ugh. It's infuriating as a woman. Such an act. I want to send her to the slums."
For some reason, Suo seemed irritated. Moo-chan is the type of girl that other girls dislike. I need to protect her. The crowd shifted towards Moo-chan, and her feigned cuteness worked.
"Tch! Acting like a princess! The shame of the rikejou, loser math girl! I'd like you to establish the shape of the universe once and for all! Physics!"
"Oh, breasts are the only weapons for you, weak science otaku! Take that! Take that! Keep pondering the formula for prime numbers in eternity, mathematics!"
"Hey. Aren't those two ... kind of precious?"
"Yeah, I guess they're like comrades-in-arms who have each other's backs even when they curse at each other."
"Great character direction! You'll never see such a great cosplay tag team again!"
The two argued back and forth with posed confrontations, and the surrounding camera boys started to move like a flowing pool.
"What's happening?! I don't get it! Why are the camera boys behaving like that?"
"Here they come! Here they come! I won! Hahaha! I won the bet!"
Suo hugged me, repeatedly kissing my cheek. Her joy was incomprehensible given the strange scene in front of us.
"Today, I realized the potential of those two. If you provoke them, they'll inspire each other to create amazing cosplay. Success! I've succeeded in marketing Archibas and Amarau through yuri cosplay!"
"Wow, Suo. Your business approach is shady in many ways."
Yuzuriha and Moo-chan, amidst their arguments, continued to strike lively and charming poses. Indeed, as Suo said, it seemed to replicate the precious relationship between the characters.
"Ehehe. Look! Look! The future where the gacha spins madly is coming!"
Suo laughed triumphantly with a radiant smile. The flashes sparkled brightly with every sway of Yuzuriha's breasts and every tremor of Moo-chan's perky backside. The light endured until the sun set.
And then the time for announcing the results arrived.
"Of course, I won, right?" "No, it's me!"
They glared at each other while rubbing their foreheads together. Quite a gangster-like scene.
"Now, let's announce the results. According to our company's SNS buzz analysis! Tada~! Tada~!"
"Hurry up and say it, money-grubber."
Yuzuriha and Moo-chan were perfectly synchronized. Are they close friends?
"Tch, they're completely lacking in elegance. It's a tie."
"Huh?!"
Upon being told it was a tie, the two became blatantly displeased. But for me, it was difficult to decide a winner, and it felt like a fair outcome.
"Let me explain why it's a tie. The most buzzed word on SNS this time was 'precious yuri cosplay.' The public recognized both of you as a set, not individually."
""A set?! Us?! Haaaaaa?!""
They're perfectly in sync. They should form a unit.
"Well, personally, I felt more like you both achieved victory together than a tie. It's good, isn't it? Without either of you crawling on the ground, you can share the victory with someone. I think that's a very happy thing."
Suo smiled kindly. There seemed to be no lie in his words.
""Sharing victory...?""
They looked at each other quietly and burst into laughter.
"It seems kind of ridiculous, doesn't it?"
"Yes, it does. Absolutely ridiculous."
Then, they extended their fists towards each other and lightly bumped them together.
""But it was fun!""
They continued to laugh happily. This is how people become friends, and I couldn't help but feel that it was indeed precious.
Short story "Unscrupulous Merchant Suo-san!"
Sou "Since both of you won, I've decided to commission scenarios from both of you simultaneously. While it's true that the cost will be doubled, our company will send lavish praise for both of your victories."
Yuzuriha, Moo-chan "Yeay! Thank you!" (The two headed to the dressing room in high spirits)
Kanata "Hmm? Wait a minute. Having both of them write scenarios simultaneously after grabbing attention with the tie, isn't that like a buzz, and the gacha spinning chaotically?"
Suo "Kanata. If it's a win-win, isn't it all good? It ended well, didn't it?"
Kanata "Ah (realizing). Don't tell me even the tie from earlier..."
Suo "Eu não entendo o Japonês" (She briskly walks away)
[TL: I don't understand Japanese.]
Kanata "Hey! Don't evade the issue! Hey, wait! I'll give you your punishment!"
***Author's musings***
The Comiket arc has ended!
Let's send some encouraging messages to Suo-san, the unscrupulous merchant who was enjoying the good atmosphere at the end!
Now, it's almost time for KakuyomuCon.
This work will participate, so please support it when the time comes.
Next time is Kirin-chan's sad past and the story of her redemption.
Thank you in advance.
Well then, see you again (*´Ï‰`)
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