Chapter 79: Is This A Maiden's Garden? No, It's A Virgin!


TL: Akabane


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The Tagichi dormitory, a rare on-campus university dormitory nowadays, is steeped in tradition and glorious history. It's said that many of the greats that our university has produced have experienced dormitory life here. So it's often said that dormitory life here is enjoyable.


"Well, it's a mess, but come on in!"


"Sorry to disturb you...!"


The interior of the entrance was somewhat retro. Modern or some other word that would be appropriate. As an architecture major, I can't help but be curious about that kind of thing.


"What is it! The retro-ness is emo!"


I could smell history in the interior. Very fun for me.


"Really? It's just old-fashioned to us residents. But I'm glad you're enjoying it, Kanata. Fufufu."


Following Milan's lead, I walked down the hallway, occasionally passing a female student. I lightly bade her farewell and she waved cheerfully.


"I guess they don't pay attention when I, a boy, walk in."


I thought I would be warned. But I was pleasantly surprised to find that they weren't.


"Yeah, that's right. Well, look. Sometimes there are girls who bring their boyfriends. Besides, Kanata is kind of famous."


"Phew. And I hit a home run! Haha!"


".........I wish that was the case..."


Why is Milan smiling so subtly and bitterly?


"What's with that face.... Hey...you don't think...?"


"...Kanata...well...you're Kekai-senpai's favorite, the other day you were flamboyant against the influential people of a major circle, you're fighting with Hagiri, and you usually walk around with beautiful women like Ayashiro and Yuzuriha. You know...among the female students at the Imperial Capital University, you're called the "promiscuous student council president" or rumored to be an "anti-corporate public morals committee member" or something like that. Haha!


"I'm not promiscuous! I'm not anti-corporate! I'm just honest honor student!"


"Haha! Even I can't cover for you! Hahahaha!"


I found myself having been given more and more strange nicknames. It's funny. I was supposed to be living in my youth as a future-knowledgeable, riajuu person! Why am I being treated like this? I want to live a fresh and conscious college life, ugh.


"Yes! This is the cafeteria! I'm cooking dinner on duty!"


The retro cafeteria was lined with long desks, and there were even some couches at the end. Female students were chatting here and there. But there was one scene that caught my attention.


"Wow, that sounds like fun. By the way, that's..."


At the end of the cafeteria, there was a space with tatami mats. There were three girls surrounding a table with serious gazes. They were all beautiful women. One was a bunny girl. Another was wearing a loincloth with a sarashi wrapped around her chest and a loincloth underneath. The last one was wearing a sailor suit and bloomers. What are these guys? Are they perverts?


"Kanata. Ignore what you see in your eyes. I beg you! I beg you, please ignore it!!!!"


"No, that's just a bunch of bullshit. What is that?"


"Ugh! They were making so much noise until late last night, I thought they were still sleeping! ...Those people are the four heavenly kings of our dormitory..."


"Heh..."


The Four Heavenly Kings of the math department, and the Four Heavenly Kings of the girls' dormitory. I'm sure there will be another Four Heavenly Kings soon. They are definitely not good people. I mean, three people for the Four Heavenly Kings? Ah....


"Huh? That's Izumi! You're in too! Three players are too fast! The tiles line up too quickly and it's no fun! 3p mahjong is no good! Caha!"


A bunny-girl woman got up from the table and came over to us. She then puts her hands around Milan's shoulders and gets involved.


"No, no, I've been busy today...hahaha..."


"Huh? You made a lot of money yesterday, and now you're running away with it? That's impossible! Hey guys!"


The bunny girl says, and a woman in a sarashi and a woman in a sailor's shirt cheer ""That's right, that's right!"" I looked closer and saw that there was a certain paper piled up on the table.


"Kanata! I'm not!"


"You're not what?"


I'm really serious, these days, if a woman says she's different, she's probably not different, right? I'm starting to think.


"No, I'm not! I'm that! Yes! I was hanging up my cafeteria ticket!"


"That's a poor excuse. No matter how you look at it, that's a bromide of Fukuzawa-sensei, isn't it?"


I said that, and the bunny girl grinned.


"Oh yeah! Too bad about you! Izumi is not the innocent girl you think she is! She's the kind of shameless woman who would plunder and love Fukuzawa-sensei from us! Hahaha!"


"Kanata! That's not true! I'm not going out with Fukuzawa-sensei! I'm not having sex with him! I just like to collect them from time to time!"


"Oh, oh. I see... haha."


How does one have sex with Fukuzawa-sensei on paper? Or rather, I've seen a too unexpected side of Milan.


"Uuuh! Your image of purity, freshness, and coolness!"


"No. No, I'm a very serious character. No one in my family thinks I'm pure. Haha!"


Milan is trembling with shame. The odd women, including the bunny girl, also cackle.


"Oh! You know what you're talking about, Izumi! Yes, yes! This girl is seriously dangerous! When she's about to lose at gambling, she shivers in frustration, but she also has a very erotic smile on her face! Seriously, she's a pervert! Cahahaha!"


"Damn it, damn it. I'm not a pervert...!"


Milan refutes with a bright red face. But yes. She's smiling in a very erotic and cute way. So I told her.


"You slutty Fukuzawa, you stiff-loving b*tch! Apologize to all your fans who think you're pure!"


"Woah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I f*cked you and Fukuzawa-sensei on Friday! ...Ehe..."


And then, Milan leans against me and shivers. What a farce.... I wanted to see more of this...wonderful and unexpected side of her.... Haha! There are no good girl at my university!











Then, Milan and I had lunch together with the Four Heavenly Kings of the women's dormitory. They are called "bunny," "sarashi," and "sailor" in the dormitory.


"By the way, is that gentleman your lover, Izumi?"


Sarashi girl asked while elegantly eating the delicious leftovers from yesterday's party. I think this might be the first time I've heard the word "lover" in everyday conversation.


"Seriously? Misaki graduated without us? Where's that oath you swore under the poop-scented gingko tree in Hongo!"


The sailor girl is laughing and saying something funny. But I do think the Hongo campus stinks.


"I don't remember making such a promise!"


"You're so heartless! We were born at different times! We swore we'd graduate as virgins at the same time! Hahaha! We wrote "first time ♡ " on matching condoms and put them in our wallets!


I hear there are a lot of people who write "first time ♡ " on condom packages and keep them ready. But I didn't do that in my previous world, though.


"You can't! How can we graduate at the same time?! It's physically impossible! I mean, how do you know there's a condom in my wallet?!"


""""Heeee?!!""""


Me and the Four Heavenly Kings' voices overlapped.


"Hm? ...Ah?!"


Milan looks like she's got both hands over her mouth. Immediately, Bunny girl pulled out her wallet from Milan's pocket and opened it's contents. Inside was a harem of Yukichi-san condoms and one bag of condoms, which she must have earned from yesterday's gambling. When Sarashi girl took out the condom package, it read, "First time ♡".


"Eh? What? Seriously? Huh? You're a middle school kid... wow..."


Bunny girl is confused.


"I'm always ready...wow..."


Sailor girl doesn't hide her confusion either.


"Birth control is important, but isn't modesty also important? How is it appropriate for a maiden to have an attitude of 'okey-dokey' at all times... wow..."


Sarashi girl, you are so right.


"...I-It's not! This is! I'm just preparing for any eventuality! I'm not in heat all the time!"


You know, there are times when high school girl put condoms in their pussy just in case something goes wrong. Of course, such an opportunity never comes. It's a loss. In other words, there is no end to Milan's virility. She is a gem.


"I'm serious, but I heard that condoms deteriorate and tear easily if you keep them in your wallet."


"Kanata?"


"And one condom isn't enough. You have to prepare more. So if you want to carry them with you, it's best to buy them by the box or at a convenience store or something like that."


"Stop it! Your advice is really hurting me! Guha~tsuabababa"


Serious damage has been done to Milan. Condoms are delicate things that must be used under proper supervision, and they aren't something that a virgin woman should be able to handle.


"So, back to the subject, are you that anti-corporate type windbag I've heard so much about?"


Bunny girl looks at me with a smile on her face.


"I ain't anti-corporate. But, well, I'm that rumored guy. Yes."


Please think about how people who are called anti-corporate feel. I'm an honest little citizen.


"Seriously! So, what? Is that what it is today? Are you seriously going to f*ck Izumi? This is the dormitory, you know. Her voice will leak into the hallway, so you'd better not. Cahahaha!"


"That's right! The seniors are bringing in guys, but I can hear them moaning a lot! That's hilarious!"


"It's so funny how the seniors who are always so crabby around are making sweet noises to the guys, and it smells like a female. Ufufu."


They say girls are quick to talk about other people's sex lives, but it's true. That's funny. I mean, I can't help but react.


"Oh my god, all three of you! Kanata, he's in trouble, stop it!"


Milan scolds the three of them. But the Four Heavenly Kings kept laughing. Apparently, life in Milan's girls' dormitory is hilarious. Living alone, I was a little envious.






***Author's musings***




I wrote a silly story.


It's a common occurrence in college that you find yourself having dinner with someone whose real name you don't know.


Also, you might run into someone dressed strangely on campus.


I would be happy if readers could experience the pleasure of looking into the unusual world of dormitory life.


Or, I hope readers will enjoy the feeling of being caught up in the life away from home of someone who commutes from home.


In the next installment, I will talk a little more about this girls' dormitory, and then I will include an anti-corporate chapter with the essence of chuunibyou.


The next chapter will be about the guys playing Date in the city at night (including foreshadowing for season 4).


And after that, we will return to baseball.


So let's push on toward the season finale!


I look forward to your continued support!


Also, please look forward to Season 4.X!



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